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3-2-1 We are live from Lansing, Michigan where the world is watching. . .

U R Here news, we are standing just outside the perimeter of the downtown area just a block from the Michigan Capitol building in a safe zone. Metro and Capitol police won’t let us any closer for our safety. We are standing here tonight watching peaceful protesters as they demolish store fronts and set them on fire. Looting is out of control!

Two days ago Governor Whitmer signed into law the prohibition on fast food, alcohol and cigarettes. The Whitmer administration had been feeling severe pressure by lobbyists from the healthcare insurance industry directly threatening Obamacare kickbacks within the state.

In a statement Whitmer said, “The need to help keep Michiganders safe from obesity is of great concern and we will do our very best to keep Michiganders safe from the obesity monster that plagues Michiganders. This new legislature will not only help the obesity, alcohol,and cigarette problem but it will have a direct beneficial impact on Michigans climate change.”

“You can see behind me Rachel, another night of peaceful zombie rioting and burning of McDonalds, Wendys, Dunkins, Jimmy Johns and a couple of liquor stores here in Lansing as the peaceful protest goes into its third night of the prohibition. You can see the many fires that are lighting up the city so city officials made the decision to turn off the street lights and all non-essential lighting were to save electricity and help climate change. Wow, look at that! What we are witnessing are Metro and Capitol police just dropping their riot gear and joining the rioters peaceful protest. The police are linking arms and forming a long line chanting, “open all donut shops. Open all donut shops” Can you hear that group chanting over there? Pan the camera over there, “stop weight restrictions for sheriffs. Stop weight restrictions for sheriffs.”

Let’s ask a protester why they are peacefully rioting. Excuse me sir, why are you here tonight?

“How is this legal, how are we going to feed our kids? Where will I get my morning breakfast Egg McMuffin? Our kids will be forced into eating vegetables and apples. My family will be forced to eat my wifes cooking, oh my god we’re gonna die!”

We approached another man with a protruding belly, but waited for him to launch his brick through the window of Dominos before asking him for an interview.

Excuse me, can I ask how you feel about this new law on obesity and addiction?

“Seems damn obvious doesn’t it? What the hell are we going to do without our beer during football season? No doordash pizza delivery, that’s just fu-bleep-ing criminal!”

Todd, look the crowd is headed this way, we gotta get outa here! Heard from somewhere behind the camera.

We’ll keep an eye on this peaceful prohibition story with more updates at the top of the hour if we can, for now we’re going to go back to the news van, back to you Rachel. Ruuuuun!

Thanks for that report Todd, stay safe out there. We have in studio with me Dr. Wesson, a foremost authority and researcher on seed oils, it’s effect on the fast food industry and other addictive substances. You have been in the business of feeding and studying the effects of addictive seed oils for a long time Dr. Wesson, over forty years in the industry, from what I hear.

Doctor, why is there such anger over this fast food, alcohol and cigarette prohibition, why is this happening? What makes these people suddenly turn into peaceful zombie rioters? You know, angry zombies are coming out of the woodwork all over Michigan?”

“Yes, thank you for having me on Rachel. I been in the business for forty years, so I know first hand better than anyone because I’m the expert, how we in the seed oil, fast food, addictive substances business have been skewing the data for years. We know that our products are enticing and addictive much like a drug, say like cocaine. That’s what makes them so damn appealing to the industry. They create lifelong addicted customers starting in early childhood and a reliable money stream for our investors. Seed oils in particular are cheap to produce and have repeatedly shown to have deteriorating health effects and create obesity, no secret there. Canola, peanut, sunflower seed, corn oil, you name it we tell the public how great they are for your health.

So,the food manufacturing, seeing where money is to be made, partnered up with the healthcare industry. This partnership has made staggering profits for food manufacturing industries as well as the healthcare conglomerates. It is a win-win for us because we claim the science and as long as the industries agrees to support this coalition we get rich. To keep this going we have come up with a plan to keep the real science out of the public preview. It is what we are all about, profits, you know. Too bad the health insurance industry didn’t buy into this. They were hoping to make more profits on their own by using high premiums and high deductibles to please their investors and making tons of money by not sharing their rewards. Recently, however, the insurance people were forced to increase their premiums and deductibles to placate those investors. With all the recent claims due to the C-19 virus, injuries and deaths from vaccines and loss of life from disasters the insurance industry began losing billions and started crying foul. So, getting more pressure from investors the insurance industry set aside millions of dollars and pushed their lobbyists hard to put pressure on governments to enact crazy legislature. They may win a battle or two but eventually they will lose due to the Pharmaceutical conglomerates oozing mega billions from sick people annually and the added benefit of Bill Gates and others funding. We shall see the law in Michigan repealed by the next Governor, I’m sure of it. You can take that to the bank.

Right now all the peaceful zombie protesters are detoxing from lack of addictive substances. It makes people crazy just like any addictive substance when they can’t get it. They will terrorize and destroy until they get their junk food back and cigarettes. You know Rachel, our seed oil products bypass the regular fat making process in the body and end up directly in fat cells around the liver and stomach, much like alcohol. People feel satisfied and happy when leaving the fast food restaurant. That is addictive. They keep coming back for that satisfied feeling. More,and more,they want it! We make billions, so it works for us. This new law is just a minor setback.”

“Thank you Doctor Wesson for your candid report.

Now in other news. . .”

The addiction is real.

The following is a true life event, I may have told this story before so please forgive me if you have heard this one.

Years ago my youngest daughter and her husband and their two kids were living in a state far away. His job had moved him out there but now they wanted to come home. They asked if they could stay with us out here in the woods until they got back on their feet and get a place of their own.

I was excited to have them home and said yes. So they moved back to our little place in the woods. We fed them the healthy nutrient dense garden produce and chickens we grew on our homestead doing our good deed, we thought. But. . .

By the middle of the second week of eating home cooked meals they started showing signs of junk food withdrawal. The two adults were noticeably edgy,borderline grumpy, and snapped at the kids a little more than usual. By the beginning of the third week I found them out in the kitchen making cookies and brownies, for the family. By the end of that third week they had had enough of nutrient dense good home cooked food, loaded the kids into the car and headed the 30 miles to town to McDonalds. They couldn’t take good food any longer, only fast food was going to appease that hunger. I watched it first hand.

When they returned they felt better, it was written all over their smiling faces. The grumpies were gone. Of course, the younger of the two grandkids began bouncing off the walls again. I knew immediately what the problem was. Red dye #40 in kids drinks.

The U R Here news report is fake, of course but how many people do you know who live out of the fast food places rarely, if ever, cooking at home? What do you suppose happens to these really nice people if or when they have to eat rice and beans for a few weeks? I can tell for sure they won’t be fun to be around.

Which leads to me this point; When the proverbial shit hits the fan in good ol’ U.S. of A. those poor souls who have had a lifetime of fast food, cigarette and alcohol addiction will be suffering from cravings, grumpy and constipated. Those nice military aged young men coming across our borders by the millions everyday, the ones that are intent on doing us harm, have not had a lifelong addiction with western junk food. In most cases alcohol is forbidden. While we here in the west will be tearing our hair out from lack of sleep and cravings we will be helplessly ineffective at protecting ourselves. This holds true for other addictions such as street drugs, cigarettes, pot and alcohol. They will have us by the short hairs, folks.

Share this post with your fast food family and friends. Most likely they will tell you to bug off.

Update; A nurse friend of mine sent this to me after publication. Food cravings have been normalised and enjoyed by food manufacturers.

Food addiction is real!